The Relentless Bladder

You know how you just feel exhausted and are so excited for bed, and even more excited that you get to sleep in the next morning? So you make sure to empty your bladder. You want no interruptions throughout the night, right?

Then you get into bed, so happily, and so cheerful.

And fall into a deep, sound and peaceful sleep.

And you sleep.

Until...you are awakened by the sudden pain of a full bladder...again.

You definitely do not want to get out of bed. So you will do anything to continue catching more Z's in your attempt to sleep in. So you scrunch your body up, in hopes of tricking your bladder and you will no longer have to pee.

After a while, you realize it's not working, so you try a new position.

And again.

Until you look out the window, and see that morning is already approaching.

And you are forced to slunk out of bed.

And use the bathroom.

EVERY TIME.